Showing posts with label housecleaning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label housecleaning. Show all posts

Monday, January 3, 2011

Ice Princess Rhianna Invites You to Spend the Night

Perfect Princess Rhianna has invited you to spend the night at her home, reminding you to bring along your toothbrush. Are you excited, imbecile? When Rhianna leads you up to her master suite, just what do you think is going to happen? Prepare to have your pathetic hopes crushed and your feeble manhood emasculated by cruel Ice Princess Rhianna...









Monday, October 4, 2010

You Are Princess Becky's Sorority Toilet Slave

You were given the easiest job in the world, imbecile. To scrub all the girls' bathrooms in the sorority house, fill the tampon dispensers, and peel our boyfriends' gobbed-up condoms off the floor. But you fucked up, didn't you, shitstain? Now it's Princess Becky's job to discipline you. Report to Becky immediately in the third floor girls bathroom for your punishment. 
 



 

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Property of Princess Remi: Her Dangling Drool Puppet - You

When Princess Remi puts on her lace ankle socks and 4-inch high heels it's as if she snapped a harness around your sputtering little package. You'll do anything Remi says, won't you, puppet pants. Better not show up at Remi's dorm room. Not unless you're ready to take your place alongside her tampons and toilet paper.
 







 

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Princess Cee Cee Tranforms You into Her Emasculated Sissy Maid

Glamour girl Cee Cee has noticed you nervously snooping around her high fashion custom lingerie shop. Cee Cee knows you're shopping for yourself, Miss Fumble Fingers. Now Cee Cee has decided to turn you into her personal sissy maid. If you can't meet Cee Cee's impossibly high standard of feminine perfection, you will be humiliated in front of her fashionista girlfriends.