CGE: Cruel Girlfriend Experience - Mean Megan Rudely Rejects You

"If I were your girlfriend (yick), we would last about five minutes together. That's about how long it would take me to look you up and down, give you a cold assessment of all your failings as a man, and then rudely, soundly and succinctly sexually reject you and dump your worthless ass....." 

Grad 6: Princess Megan Mocks Your Pathetic Pillow Humping

"Are you kidding me? Is that crusty, stinky pillow beneath your bed really the basis of your sad sex life? You're a pathetic pillow humper! What a filthy little pig you are. I should make you cream that disgusting pillow right in front of me so I can smear your ugly face in it. Start humping for Princess Megan, loser..." 

Merciless Princess Megan Mocks Your Worthless Little Cock

"Have you ever imagined what it's like when girls talk about you behind your back? Does the idea of me telling my girlfriends all about your pathetic little pecker and your feeble attempt to fuck me make you want to shrivel up and hide? Good. Because I am about to humiliate the hell out of you..."

Princess Megan...

Piggy Degradation: Megan Makes You OINK to Worship Her Butt