"You were supposed to keep me out of trouble. Well, not only are you gonna buy the alcohol for my girlfriends and the condoms for our boyfriends. You're gonna drive us from the sorority dance and get us motel rooms. Your reward for being my slave? You get to kiss my ass and jerk off into a dog dish, Mr Authority..."
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Friday, February 20, 2015
"The only reason I invited you over to the pool is so my girlfriend Amy could see just how hilarious you are between your legs. I told her that you're like a girl in bikini bottoms. So come over here, you little chicken, and SHOW Amy what you've got. Now. Or I will pull your swim panties down myself..."
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
"How do you think your pecker compares to the cock of a pornstar stud? I'm gonna let you try to mount and fuck me from behind, just so I can laugh at your puny cock and your lame spitload. After I get done emasculating that little cock of yours, I'm gonna strip your tiny condom off you and feed you your loser goo..."
Monday, February 16, 2015
"Your willingness to humiliate yourself at my whim is a source of great amusement to me. How low will you go for Princess? Would you wear a pigsnout, in addition to your pigpen chastity cage? Would you oink like a filthy pig to worship my pretty feet and perfect bottom? Here piggy-piggy..."
Saturday, February 14, 2015
"Are you SURE you want out of your chastity cage? Wouldn't you rather have a big pair of blueballs than a faceful of humiliation? Because, if I release you from your penis prison, I'm gonna send you out of my sorority looking like you just gave blowjobs to the entire football team, Little Miss Fuckyface..."
Friday, February 13, 2015
"Those mean sorority sisters of mine promised to release you from your chastity cage after two weeks -- if you did all the humiliating things they demanded of you. Aww. Poor little Mister Frustration. Well now I have the key. Your aching cock, your throbbing blueballs and your destiny belong to me..."
Thursday, January 29, 2015
"You prolly still hate me for the insanely cruel stuff I did to you, loser, but I’m sure you still dream about me belittling you with my jiggle boobies and bubble butt. Admit it. When I get finished with you, you’re gonna be licking the goo puddle from your weak little fist as I laugh at you. Heather wins! Again. And 4ever."