"You were supposed to keep me out of trouble. Well, not only are you gonna buy the alcohol for my girlfriends and the condoms for our boyfriends. You're gonna drive us from the sorority dance and get us motel rooms. Your reward for being my slave? You get to kiss my ass and jerk off into a dog dish, Mr Authority..."
According to Stanford Medical, It is indeed the ONLY reason this country's women get to live 10 years longer and weigh 19 kilos lighter than us.
ReplyDelete(And by the way, it has totally NOTHING to do with genetics or some secret exercise and really, EVERYTHING about "how" they are eating.)
BTW, I said "HOW", and not "what"...
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I would consider myself very lucky if the only punishments you gave me were the privilege of kissing your ass and being allowed to cum in a dog dish!
ReplyDeleteAfter all, I not only posted photographs and videos of myself modelling and reviewing ladies panties on my panty-modelling and review blog Full Brief Panties and on my (misterpantybuns's channel) panty modelling and review videos, but then I pointed out that I RELEASED all of the photos and videos of myself wearing panties INTO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN (Labeled FREE for REUSE), FREE for downloading, re-uploading etc., etc., etc.. as I was making them, I then TRIPLE DOG DARED ALL WOMEN to share, publish, republish, distribute, post and display them ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE, including but not limited to blogs, in and on all social media, in and on all online and print news media, in gossip articles, magazines, supermarket tabloids, posters, flyers, videos, streaming services, television, movies, billboards and all other media, and anywhere and everywhere possible world-wide without any limitations whatsoever.
And THEN, as if that was not enough, I misogynistically insulted women everywhere by suggesting that WOMEN ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BEABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THAT PANTIED FAME HAPPEN, and I am disobediently providing links to photos and videos of me panty-mooning you, and then, to top it all off, I am insulting you by implying that women are not smart enough to figure out how to make me famous for exposing my panty-clad bottom in front of you!
Do you think you can figure out how to prove me wrong? I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG BY MAKING SURE EVERY FEMALE PERSON EVERYWHERE ON PLANET EARTH SEES PHOTOS VIDEOS AND SCREENSHOTS OF ME SHOWING OF THE BACKSIDE OF MY PRETTY WOMEN'S NYLON PANTIES REPEATEDLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE THEY LOOK WORLD-WIDE!!!!!!
NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!!!!