Meet Princess Ashlee. She got kicked out of college for teasing her profs into giving her A's in exchange for ass kisses and foot worship sessions. Now she has her sights set on you, loser: your wallet, your weaknesses, and that two-inch stub sticking up in your dork pants. Cancel your plans and click the join button, puppet. You are about to be owned by Ashlee.
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